The Customer is Always Fucked The staff at Balluchi's are on red alert as the best restaurant critic in town is dining in their establishment and he's brought his antsy, demanding girlfriend, Rachel, with him. Needless to say, Rachel doesn't like the food and would much rather be taken out dancing and fucked good and proper. After spitting up all the dishes offered to her, she storms off to the bathroom where Mark and Tony (the owners of Balluchi's) proceed to offer her the only bribe she'll accept - some DP action!