Screw the Apple, I Want to Fuck the Tree Diana is forcing her daughter, Annie, to make a video for an online dating website. Annie gets angry and storms off when Diana shoves the camera into her face, forcing her to finish the rest of the video. In typical parent fashion, she is unable to turn the camera off properly when going for a little privacy, and gets caught masturbating on tape. She quickly gets responses from guys on the site eager to fuck her instead of her daughter.