Euro Medicare Makes Me Medicum A lot has been said about European health care, so we decided to go and find out for ourselves: does the European system work? The patients seem a lot happier, but then who wouldn't be happy with a Euro-slut like Alice Romain examining their rod. Showing us what European medicine is all about, Alice demonstrates how she keeps her patients satisfied, namely by fucking them so silly that they forget what was wrong with them in the first place.